The new song is up, motherfuckers, and it only took me a month to write the lyrics to what is basically just a half song that's really just about everyday true events (in your sister's life) as most of my lyrics always are and that's why all my songs from now on will feature just a chimpanzee talking about his dating problems and how hard it is for him to throw feces at people in a society that won't accept feces when it accepts all other types of shit like the three raping pandas, fart flavored soft drinks, perverted hybrid cars, free butt slaps, the adultery olympics, mone...

Still working on the lyrics for my next song, I must make sure they make absolutely no sense, should be done by tomorrow or next week right after I'm done sneaking around backstage at every circus in town and finding out how they really do it so I can do it too but while riding a lion with a sexually molested dove on my shoulder, a fire eater doing a handstand on my head, a mouthfull of ass flavored cotton candy and lesbian soccer moms yelling at me for telling their kids I'm their real father let me see if I can finger this clown while he's changing just to make sure he's r...

Listen to both songs at once for a full double penetration experience or listen to one and let the other one creep in midway through it! The vocals are shit as usual but it's what you do with them that matters, so let them penetrate you whichever way you like even if you don't want to or penetrate someone else with them and don't bother with consent because that's just an urban myth! Just like the Alligator Man, Big Foot or the IRS! Try and look for any sense in the lyrics and you will find yourself eating out of other peoples' mouth, tap dancing on top of police cars and c...