The new song is up, motherfuckers, and it only took me a month to write the lyrics to what is basically just a half song that's really just about everyday true events (in your sister's life) as most of my lyrics always are and that's why all my songs from now on will feature just a chimpanzee talking about his dating problems and how hard it is for him to throw feces at people in a society that won't accept feces when it accepts all other types of shit like the three raping pandas, fart flavored soft drinks, perverted hybrid cars, free butt slaps, the adultery olympics, money laundering toddlers, hatred fueled condoms, magical flying toilets, talking mustaches, soup eating beards, pigeon fondlers, a bald eagle football league, jockstraps for women, culinary glory holes, bike riding polar bears and belly dancing plumbers. Every now and then I'll throw in a babblin' chinchila just to keep shit interesting and sexually awkward. Now, does anyone know where I can find a chimpanzee that will accept a boob job and won't mind being my driver/pilot and is an above average magician and/or beer bottle opener? Or just where I can find your mom after midnight?